Greetings and salutations good people of Earth. FInally it's 2026 and we can all breathe a sigh of... ahh never mind. Anyway, I am, as always, out here telling jokes from one town to the next and you don't want to miss it. If you'd like for me to come to your town, tell me and I will do my best to make it happen. Some of my shows are listed below, but you can see all my upcoming shows on my Dates and Figs Page. Now if you'll excuse me, somewhere out there is a cheesesteak waiting for me to consume it!