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Who is Andy?
I believe you missed the About page.

Where are you performing next?
Your guess is as good as mine. However, if you check out my Dates page, that should tell you what you need to know.

Who designed your website?
Yeah, that would be me, BiG"A" (Andy). I'm a longtime graphic designer who recently learned web design so I could bring you this wonderful website you clearly can't get enough of.

Who took your pictures?
Well, other than the picture of me enjoying a Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger at the Fair, all of my pics were taken by a young man by the name of Christopher Lee, and he is AWESOME! He really makes me have Photoshop envy. Feel free to check out his website.

What did you have for lunch today?
There is a good chance it was a cheesesteak. Or Pizza.

What's with your weight? (or as the neighborhood kids ask, "Mr. Andy, are you pregnant?" True story. On several occasions.)
Well, I eat my emotions, and my emotions taste a lot like cheesesteaks, pizza and frosted flakes. Happy? Now I need some Cheez-Its.

What did you have for lunch today?
Persistent aren't you? You must have ADD too.

Do you have any solutions for World Peace?
Yes. It involves the world's biggest glass of chocolate milk. How can that not bring about World Peace?

Are you ever not thinking about food?
Huh? What? Sorry, just calculating the distance to the closest Pizza Buffet. 7 miles to a good one. 2.2 to an OK one. Yes, I clearly have a problem.

Why don't you write a blog?
Well, for one thing, everybody else does. And for another, they are all usually negative and hateful. And while I am as chocked full of hatred as the next human being, I typically try to keep all of that to myself. But you never know, maybe I'll change my tune one day and you'll read about how much I want to hurt the people that don't return their shopping carts to a shopping cart carousel.

What's with these weird logos below?
I have a BFA in Graphic Design and a Webmaster Certificate, so as it turns out, I design other people's websites. When I do, I put their logos here so they can check their sites out before we launch them. Pretty neat right? RIGHT? TELL ME I'M RIGHT!! Anyway, feel free to ignore.